Remember that time....

Funny Story for you.



I was talking to my friend Fran about how Farmville, VA (the place where I went to school) opened a second bar. Which is epic. Mainly because it's a Buffalo Wild Wings. Fran then replied to me (warning expletives ahead):



"WHAT THE FUCK, I FUCKING LOVE WINGS."



My first thought was "Me too Fran...meeee tooo." So I thought I would copy that statement and put it as my gchat status. So I copied it but just decided against pasting it anywhere. I continued about my day and worked on an excel spreadsheet for my boss.



After I sent it to him he called me and asked me if we could go over the spreadsheet. I said sure thing. I walk in and he casually asked me " This looks good but what's this column?"



To my horror there it is in cell 39 column D: "WHAT THE FUCK, I FUCKING LOVE WINGS." There was literally no way..no way AT ALL that I could talk myself out of that. So after my boss asked if he could delete it...to which I replied "Um yes," I blacked out from embarrassment. I went and sat at my desk vowing to tell no one of what I had done.



Then as I got to thinking about it I realized it was a pretty funny story...



Later that day I apologized again to my boss who replied "I mean some people just really like wings."



Which got me to thinking...he probably thinks that I have subliminally been trying to tell him that I love wings. So much in fact that if I am to receive any type of bonus, gift, etc. it should only be in the form of chicken wings.



As he left for the evening he said "Have a good weekend Ashley. Enjoy some effing wings." And my things weren't packed in boxes when I came in this morning so I think I'm safe. But let me be the example to everyone to thoroughly check your work...even if you do fucking love wings.