What do you do when you have feelings for a Ginger?

I'm a giant fan of celebrity gossip. Some try to hide their knowledge and interest--meanwhile I recite facts about Hollywood like Rainman. Because of this I was going to write my thoughts about various headlines I found amusing. Throw some spicy commentary in there and boom BLOG POST. Then I fell in love.

But not with just anyone...I, Ashley Antoinette Jones, fell in love with a GINGER. (gets me everytime)

However, before I continue I wanted to throw out a joke that I was sitting on all day via various headlines I had seen about Jon Gosselin. 

*ahem* 

I don't think I can handle anymore stories about Jon Gosselin's junk. Jon Gosselin? More like Jon GROSSelin!!!

Thank you. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

For anyone who has continued past the lamest joke in history-
I will proceed with my story of forbidden love.

Why is love of a Ginger forbidden for me you may ask?

Because I say so. 
I don't hate people with red hair by any means.
I just find them to be freakish  and fascinating.

They have red hair. RED. Sometimes orange. 

It's so strange.

I think little kids who have red hair are cute.
I also think that there are adults that have cool red hair.

My best friend Catherine for one is semi-Ginger
and I love her dearly. Ariel for instance-a famous Ging
got to brush out her locks with a fork.
Something I always thought was cool--and have maybe

tried to do--recently.  

Two of my friends freshman year both Gingers--
both pretty cool humans.

There are exceptions to every rule.
 I just personally feel that people in movies

 with red hair have always been the bullies, or scary,
or creepy, or Lindsay Lohan...

so you can imagine

my discomfort around them at first in real life.

However, after serious deliberation with my
 friend Fran (you all know her as the one who set

 in motion this incident) we've decided to have a 4 Ginger Max
 in our inner circles.

(I would like to point out that I do include Conan O'Brien in said circle...) 

Then last night out of nowhere this tomatoey haired
supernova came out of nowhere and stole my heart.

Shaun White snowboarded like--I don't even know what.
Take a look for yourselves here. 

He practiced these tricks in secret and then was the
only guy that didn't fall.

He didn't even have to do a second run and he was
STILL awesome!

He was literally so high up in the air at some points
I'm pretty sure he could have taken Russell and
Mr. Fredricksen to South America
sans balloons.

As a matter of fact Pixar, call me we'll talk about
Up! 2 Our Ears in Snow...ok i'll stop...

Anyway--as I watched I realized that I was falling in love.
He wasn't new to the world but he was new to me as

were these feelings of attraction to someone with such a hair color. 

I talked to Fran who echoed my same sentiment.
She too was falling in love and was conflicted.
We are not sure how to address our feelings
as we have mercilessly made fun of our Ginger friends.

I don't know if this new found love of the same

man will cause a schism  in our relationship...if things
go down I'm sure we'll sell some sort of ticket for
a fight in an octagon. All proceeds will most likely
go to hair-dye for other Ginger youths.

However, this new found crisis has led us to the following question:

We're so scared.

--A 

P.S. I'm sorry the formatting for this is weird. I think it's the video that I embedded. It should be all fixed now.