I'm so excited...I'm so excited...I'm so scared Zack...

Ok I'm  not scared but I really am so excited becauseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 I am a James Madison University DUKE!!! 

I was recently accepted in to the College Student Personnel Program (CSPA 2012) as a grad student. When I graduate I will have a Master's in Education. From there I'll be prepared to work in college, university, and community college positions molding those minds. 

I couldn't be more excited. I move to Harrisonburg, VA August 4th. I hope they are ready for the awkward monster that I am. 

In preparation for the big move I had to go to the doctor and get the ole' physical. After a serious of uncomfortable questions from my doctor (and by uncomfortable I mean I had to verbally admit to how much of an old lady I am) I could tell she was concerned. 

Considering I'm practically a nun ( I knit and watch E! most evenings. Have I mentioned my new fascination with craft blogs? 'Cause that's happening now too.) she asked me the following question:

"Are you dating anyone?"

I said "Nope."

She then said: "It'll happen honey I'm sure of it. Don't you worry. You just have to put yourself out there." 

I wasn't worried but now that a medical official seems concerned so am I. 

(Side note: While she was checking to see if I had tuberculosis she sternly asked me if I used drugs that involved needles. If I was it was ILLEGAL. Who knew?I didn't realize I looked like such a heroine addict.) 

(Other side note: I don't have tuberculosis because 1. I don't live on the Oregon Trail and 2. I don't hang out with Kid Rock.) 

In summary: I'm going to grad school and super excited. I'm also clean of any communicable diseases so fellas please give me a call. No seriously call me because my doctor said.

--Jones