I'm going to New Jersey this weekend to visit my best friend Sara. She's there for the summer and I'm super excited.
I'm praying I come back with Albie Manzo as my boyfriend.
I plan on calling everyone, small children included, prostitution whores.
I also envision Danielle Staub marching around like Godzilla eating buildings and cars.
That's accurate right?
I hope my dreams come true.
I'll fill you in when I return....if I can drive my car out of Danielle's reach.