Fingers Crossed...

I'm going to New Jersey this weekend to visit my best friend Sara. She's there for the summer and I'm super excited. 

I'm praying I come back with Albie Manzo as my boyfriend. 

I plan on calling everyone, small children included, prostitution whores. 

I also envision Danielle Staub marching around like Godzilla eating buildings and cars. 

That's accurate right? 

I hope my dreams come true. 

I'll fill you in when I return....if I can drive my car out of Danielle's reach.