Oct 6, 2010

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

SAM FROM "THE BIGGEST LOSER" IS EFFING ENGAGED TO STEPHANIE FROM "THE BIGGEST LOSER"!

WHY SAM WHYYYYYYY? I THOUGHT WE WERE IN LOVE.
WE ARE FACEBOOK FRIENDS.
I FOLLOW YOU ON TWITTER.
I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL.

I CAN'T RAISE THIS BABY ON MY OWN.
(KIDDING...OR AM I. CALL ME US WEEKLY.)
I MAY OR MAY NOT BE PLOTTING A LIFETIME-ESQUE BABY SCANDAL RIGHT NOW...

READ THE BARFTASTIC ARTICLE HERE.

AND THE REFRESHER OF MY PROFESSION OF LOVE TO SAM HERE.

NOW I MUST GO MOURN.

GOOD DAY.

I SAID GOOD DAY!

-JONES

2 comments:

  1. Jones - I miss you so much!!! Thank you for keeping me laughing even when you are not here!! I thought about you this morning when I read this article and was praying you were not on top of a building getting ready to jump but thank goodness you didn't jump but took it out with pen and paper (ie - Blogging).

    Love ya, Angie

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