I know that I have SERIOUSLY slacked on my posts and I promise I'm getting back on the wagon.
I have some juicy updates about the ladies but have to be careful on how I divulge them.
I found out they have Facebook. The last thing I need is H-money and K-dawg to be mad at me.
They give me the free toilet paper people.
I would like the first post of the New Year to be about my general philosophy on getting free drinks, said so eloquently by my idol Elizabeth Lemon:
Take note fellas.
In 2011 I prefer Mozzerella Sticks.
I'll buy my own beer.