Jan 2, 2011

Happy 2011!

I know that I have SERIOUSLY slacked on my posts and I promise I'm getting back on the wagon. 

I have some juicy updates about the ladies but have to be careful on how I divulge them. 

I found out they have Facebook. The last thing I need is H-money and K-dawg to be mad at me. 

They give me the free toilet paper people. 

I would like the first post of the New Year to be about my general philosophy on getting free drinks, said so eloquently by my idol Elizabeth Lemon: 

Take note fellas. 
In 2011 I prefer Mozzerella Sticks. 
I'll buy my own beer. 
You're welcome.