Mr. Saxobeat, please take your seat
I love music.
In no way is my taste refined.
At all.
Let us revisit the fact that I have seen *NSYNC 5 times in concert.
I camped out for tickets at least 3 of those times.
One of those times I had Tim waiting in line, while I was on the phone, and my best friend Marisa was using dial up to get the tickets online.
It was a system.
We were obsessed passionate.
We can debate why *NSYNC is better than the Backstreet Boys all day long.
(Please read the above statement as such: I will street fight anyone who tells me Backstreet Boys are superior to *NSYNC. And in this street fight prison rules apply.)
But that's not the point of this blog.
Plus I want to give all the pro-BSB fans time to justify why having Howie in your group was an asset.
Plus I want to give all the pro-BSB fans time to justify why having Howie in your group was an asset.
I have also seen the "American Idols Live Tour" twice.
Once to see the original crew because I love Kelly Clarkson.
She is the song bird of our generation people.
The other to see Kris Allen.
Because, well, he's precious OK?
I love cheesy pop music.
I like country music.
(Looking at you Timothy McGraw...if you could see me now I'm being shooting the finger guns at you in a very creepy way. So you're welcome.)
I like rap.
(Also looking at you Eminem, but not giving the finger guns because I have a feeling that would end poorly for me. I've seen "8 Mile" & I don't mess with people from Detroit because of it.)
I like the hits of the 70s, 80s, 90s, and today folks.
I don't have high standards.
Throw down a good beat and I'm all in.
Don't worry I hate myself for that last sentence too.
But there is one song that is on the radio now that makes me want to
...
how do I say this in a polite way?
Oh I know:
THROW MYSELF IN FRONT OF A BUS.
Yeah that's right, I'm talking to you Mr. Saxobeat.
Alexandra Stan you are the current bane of my existence.
Why?
Why is this song allowed.
Once the beat gets going it just repeats all day long.
I don't know the words and so I just randomly say,
"Mr. Saxobeat!" and then make the saxophone noise that accompanies it.
I am driving myself crazy.
I forced myself to listen to it in its' entirety the other day and thought the following:
"Driving across country with Kate Gosselin and her children would be better than listening to this for one more second."
This may seem dramatic.
I know.
However, when repetitive sounds (i.e: tapping, clicking, repetitive sax beats)
are your biggest pet peeve,
it is safe to say that this song would not be chicken noodle soup for my soul.
To sum up:
It makes me want to punch dance out my rage.
I was describing my hatred before class yesterday
and one of my classmates asked if I was talking about
the "Sexy Saxophone Guy."
I told him I wasn't really sure what Mr. Saxobeat looked like, but he didn't sound very attractive via Ms. Stan's description.
He then showed me my new favorite youtube sensation.
Feast your eyes on this bad boy:
I still hate the song Mr. Saxobeat with the fire of 1,000 suns
but now I picture Mr. Sexy Saxophone Guy being who she speaks of and I can kind of handle it.
I think I would sing about a dude with luscious locks and a mean pair of suspenders too.
I see what you did there A. Stan.
Well played.
I love cheesy pop music.
I like country music.
(Looking at you Timothy McGraw...if you could see me now I'm being shooting the finger guns at you in a very creepy way. So you're welcome.)
I like rap.
(Also looking at you Eminem, but not giving the finger guns because I have a feeling that would end poorly for me. I've seen "8 Mile" & I don't mess with people from Detroit because of it.)
I like the hits of the 70s, 80s, 90s, and today folks.
I don't have high standards.
Throw down a good beat and I'm all in.
Don't worry I hate myself for that last sentence too.
But there is one song that is on the radio now that makes me want to
...
how do I say this in a polite way?
Oh I know:
THROW MYSELF IN FRONT OF A BUS.
Yeah that's right, I'm talking to you Mr. Saxobeat.
Alexandra Stan you are the current bane of my existence.
Why?
Why is this song allowed.
Once the beat gets going it just repeats all day long.
I don't know the words and so I just randomly say,
"Mr. Saxobeat!" and then make the saxophone noise that accompanies it.
I am driving myself crazy.
I forced myself to listen to it in its' entirety the other day and thought the following:
"Driving across country with Kate Gosselin and her children would be better than listening to this for one more second."
This may seem dramatic.
I know.
However, when repetitive sounds (i.e: tapping, clicking, repetitive sax beats)
are your biggest pet peeve,
it is safe to say that this song would not be chicken noodle soup for my soul.
To sum up:
It makes me want to punch dance out my rage.
I was describing my hatred before class yesterday
and one of my classmates asked if I was talking about
the "Sexy Saxophone Guy."
I told him I wasn't really sure what Mr. Saxobeat looked like, but he didn't sound very attractive via Ms. Stan's description.
He then showed me my new favorite youtube sensation.
Feast your eyes on this bad boy:
I still hate the song Mr. Saxobeat with the fire of 1,000 suns
but now I picture Mr. Sexy Saxophone Guy being who she speaks of and I can kind of handle it.
I think I would sing about a dude with luscious locks and a mean pair of suspenders too.
I see what you did there A. Stan.
Well played.
I don't even know what this song you speak of is... Maybe I will you tube it... prob not.. but I will take your word for it and trust that I will hate it too!
ReplyDeletemoves like mick jagger might be worse...i know you heart adam levine. but the song is bad. i don't think mick even likes it :/
ReplyDeletetory burch handbags
ReplyDeleteair max 2015
arizona cardinals jerseys
coach outlet
the north face clearance
canada goose outlet
surpa sneakers
michael kors outlet
green bay packers jerseys
miami heat jersey
swarovski uk
new orleans saints jerseys
michael kors uk
nike free
baltimore ravens jerseys
oakland raiders jerseys
ray ban sunglasses
cheap football shirts
nike huarache
miami dolphins jerseys
nike free uk
mulberry outlet
cheap wedding dresses
cleveland cavaliers jersey
golden state warriors jerseys
new york jets jerseys
tory burch outlet
nike running shoes
new york giants jerseys
indianapolis colts jerseys
tommy hilfiger outlet
air max 2014
ysl outlet
a chang 0617
michael kors wallets for women
ReplyDeletemulberry handbags
calvin klein,calvin klein outlet online,calvin klein wholesale,calvin klein shoes,calvin klein underwear,calvin klein coats,calvin klein handbags
kobe bryants shoes 2015
moncler outlet
louis vuitton handbags
swarovski outlet
rolex watches
juicy couture sale
hollister
michael kors online outlet
fitflops shoes
ugg outlet
ralph lauren sale
polo ralph lauren
salomon speedcross 3
nike shoes
air jordan 13 free shipping
tory burch handbags
north face jackets,north face,the north face,northface,north face outlet,north face jackets clearance,the north face
burberry outlet sale
ReplyDeleterolex uk
ugg boots
michael kors wallet sale
asics,asics israel,asics shoes,asics running shoes,asics israel,asics gel,asics running,asics gel nimbus,asics gel kayano
belstaff outlet
michael kors handbags sale
michael kors uk
coach factory outlet
ugg boots on sale
mulberry outlet,mulberry handbags outlet
timberland shoes
oakley sunglasses wholesale
hollister clothing
ray-ban sunglasses
air max shoes
rolex watches for sale
michael kors outlet
cyber monday 2015
swarovski outlet
1226
michael kors outlet
ReplyDeletetod's shoes
tory burch shoes
the north face jackets
louis vuitton purses
michael kors handbags
canada goose outlet
beats solo
oakley sunglasses
louis vuitton outlet
coach outlet online
ugg sale
michael kors outlet store
nike huarache shoes
tory burch boots
cheap rolex watches
ralph lauren outlet
canada goose outlet
mihchael kors outlet online sale
chanel bags
michael kors bags
ray ban sunglasses
coach outlet online
hollister clearance
louis vuitton outlet stores
abercrombie & fitch
ugg boots sale
jordan retro 11
christian louboutin shoes
oakley sunglasses wholesale
oakley sunglasses wholesale
kate spade outlet
true religion jeans
oakley sunglasses wholesale
tory burch outlet online
oakley sunglasses cheap
ugg boots
michael kors outlet clearance
toms outlet
2016123yuanyuan
2016-04-06keyun
ReplyDeletenike roshe shoes
coach outlet
louis vuitton outlet
cheap ray ban sunglasses
coach outlet online
kate spade outlet
coach outlet
ladies cartier watches
ray ban eyeglasses
michael kors purses
coach outlet clearance
jordan shoes
nike air force 1 shoes
oakley sunglasses
christian louboutin sale
cheap toms
nike roshe run mens
coach factorty outlet online
ray bans
marc jacobs outlet
michael kors outlet online
louis vuitton outlet stores
tiffany rings
louis vuitton bags
nhl jerseys
timberlands
coach outlet clearance
louis vuitton outlet stores
tory burch flats
air jordan shoes
christian louboutin shoes
ray ban sunglasses outlet
nike huarache black
canada goose outlet
tods outlet store
nike store
oakley outlet
fitflop sale
michael kors outlet clearance
mizuno shoes
ReplyDeletedenver broncos jerseys
miami heat
los angeles lakers jerseys
dallas cowboys jersey
packers jerseys
chicago bulls jersey
nike outlet store
cincinnati bengals jerseys
air max 2014
air jordan 4
jets jersey
baltimore ravens jersey
kansas city chiefs jerseys
tods outlet
denver broncos jersey
chicago blackhawks
cleveland cavaliers jersey
carolina panthers jersey
boston celtics jerseys
san antonio spurs jersey
air max 90
arizona cardinals jerseys
minnesota vikings jersey
seattle seahawks jerseys
new york giants jerseys
ravens jerseys
mac cosmetics
colts jerseys
pittsburgh steelers jersey
kansas city chiefs jersey
49ers jersey
cheap nike shoes
jaguars jersey
bengals jersey
16.5.5huangqing
Michael Kors Outlet Online
ReplyDeletechrome hearts online
kobe basketball shoes
http://www.cheap-airjordans.us.com
michael kors outlet store online
kobe shoes,kobe zoom,kobe byrant shoes
ralph lauren online
kobe shoes
air huarache shoes
adidas nmd
http://www.jordanretro.uk
kobe shoes
cheap oakley sunglasses
michael kors outlets
toms outlet
cheap authentic jordans
ray ban sunglasses
cheap nfl jerseys
mlb jerseys authentic
retro jordans
gg
louis vuitton outlet
ReplyDeletetoms outlet store
under armour
discount oakley sunglasses
red bottoms outlet online
cheap oakley sunglasses
oakley sunglasses cheap
burberry outlet
canada goose jackets
oakley sunglasses uk
air max 90 white
rolex replica watches
louis vuitton purse
white converse
nike air max 95
fitflops sale clearance
nike shoes for cheap
christian louboutin shoes
louis vuitton outlet online
tiffany uk
pandora charms
kate spade uk
yeezy boost 350 balck
polo ralph lauren
yeezy boost 350 white
cartier love ring
nike free flyknit 3.0
cheap jordan shoes
michael kors outlet
ferragamo
adidas pure boost black
yeezy boost 350 white
fitflops shoes
air max
ugg boots
ralph lauren uk
louis vuitton outlet
timberland uk
oakley sunglasses outlet
nike cortez shoes
chenzhen20160531
michael kors outlet
ReplyDeletediscount oakley sunglasses
kobe shoes
jordan retro
cheap oakley sunglasses
cheap oakley sunglasses
air jordan shoes
yeezy boost 350
http://www.michaelkors-outletfactory.us.com
mlb jerseys authentic
michael kors handbags
tiffany jewellery
fitflop sandals
true religion sale
kobe shoes
tiffany and co outlet online
kobe shoes
adidas superstar
ReplyDeletelacoste online shop
basketball shoes,cheap basketball shoes,nike basketball shoes,cheap jordan basketball shoes
adidas superstar shoes
michael kors handbags clearance
michael kors outlet store
kobe shoes
michael kors handbags
michael jordan shoes
michael kors outlet
michael kors outlet
ReplyDeleteadidas nmd r1
miami heat jersey
longchamps
the north face
gucci sito ufficiale
coach
michael kors outlet
lebron shoes
cheap nike shoes sale
north face
ReplyDeletemichael kors handbags
canada goose jackets
golden state warriors jerseys
chaussure louboutin
hugo boss sale
birkenstock sandals
cheap nba jerseys
louis vuitton sacs
fitflops shoes
adidas online shop
ReplyDeletelongchamp le pliage
true religion
nike dunks shoes
retro jordans
michael kors factory outlet
michael kors factory outlet
roshe shoes
longchamp bags
fitflops clearance
ugg outlet
ReplyDeletemichael kors uk
coach outlet store
rolex watches
ugg boots
nike shoes
nike roshe
cheap basketball shoes
ugg outlet
hugo boss