I don't know why this is happening to ME

As many of you know I have a deep love for Adam Levine.

Taken before the restraining order...

So when I heard "The Voice" was coming back I freaked out.

Naturally I watched its premiere last night and was excited to hear that it was going to be on tonight as well.

However, those punks made it for the same time as "The Bachelor."

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?

 I'm angry.

Real angry.

Sure I can watch it online but I won't catch moments like this in real time:

I mean...he's the coolest.

I don't understand why the world has dealt me this hand.

Last week I lost my tater tots in an unfortunate "left my groceries in the car over night" accident.

Now "The Voice" is on the wrong night?!

WHY ME?

WHO IS GOING TO YELL AT CHRISTINA AGUILERA IN ALL CAPS ON TWITTER FOR MAKING FUN OF ADAM?

(Which she totally did last night by calling him a Justin Timberlake wannabe.

To which I had a rational reaction that I shared with Sara via text:

 "SHE IS A STUPID BLONDE MEATBALL & I HATE HER.")

Well...that will probably still be me...just a day late.

But seriously:

WAH.

If you click the picture she moves...