I'm back for good this time I promise

Remember that time I told you about that pending portfolio looming over my head so I could graduate?

WELL IT'S OVER!

I completed it.
Let's take a minute to watch me celebrate:


(I'm available for any dance crews that are looking for a fluffy new member.)

I'm still waiting for grades but at this point that weight has been lifted off my shoulders.

In the process of completing that bad boy, I believe I added some weight to my midsection because I literally ate anything and everything in sight.
Seriously...Barb may or may not be missing a finger.

She got too close.

A lot has happened since March 13th.

I won't bore you with too many details but here's the run down...

First and foremost:
ADAM LEVINE IS SINGLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well that literally happened this morning but still big news in my life.

Is it weird that the first thing I did was call Joe?

He thought I had exciting job news...I said "No even better...Adam's single."

And that then I called my mom?

This is my life.

Let's move on...

I tried the Dorito Shell Taco:

It was not all that I wanted and more but I respect the hustle of Taco Bell and would probably eat another one. Because I'm a monster.

I made all my friends take part in my Hunger Games obsession:

I bought a Hunger Games shirt courtesy of Alyssa:

And then I wore it proudly while Joe bought me my ticket and soda for free because I won a bet:

 

We met the Colonel while in Kentucky for the ACPA conference:

Steve has poor manners.

We went to HillBilly Hot Dogs in West Virginia:

 It was so worth it.

Joe & Steve met for the first time ever:

Their love for me is evident.

We went to the Louisville Slugger Museum & Factory:

Casually playing catch...

Sara & Joe met for the first time!:

They love each other...

It's been a really busy couple of weeks.

I'm glad to be back in my own bed.

I've taken approximatley 8 naps since my return last Wednesday.

I'm officially a sloth.

Speaking of sloths, let me leave you with my most favorite video of all time:

And with that I hope you have a wonderful Monday.