A short story by Ashley A. Jones
This weekend I went to a wedding.
Not just any wedding.
A wedding between two of my favorite people.
I got to see my favorite people on Earf.
It was great.
My best friend Steve:
told me, while I was probably whining about being single, that I was going to be a really good girlfriend one day.
It was an awesome compliment.
Then I found a Cool Ranch Dorito in a fold of my t-shirt, yelled,
"I FOUND YOU!"
and then proceeded to eat it.
The look of horror on Steve's face led me to believe that I probably won't be a girlfriend for a really long time.
The End.
It was great.
My best friend Steve:
It was an awesome compliment.
Then I found a Cool Ranch Dorito in a fold of my t-shirt, yelled,
"I FOUND YOU!"
and then proceeded to eat it.
The look of horror on Steve's face led me to believe that I probably won't be a girlfriend for a really long time.
The End.
You know my secret shame!! Except it involves my son's goldfish crackers and my purse...those stray crackers make my day every time.
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