Jun 13, 2013

Totally Truthful Thursday

My real life and blog frang Colleen 
does this thing called Total Truthful Thursdays.

I thought this week I would copy join her.
(Ok whatever there are only 26 minutes left in this Thursday but better late than never right?)

Colleen wrote earlier this week that her husband Cory hates it when people steal fountain soda in water cups. 
I wouldn't say I live for it but I do it. 
And feel like such a bad ass.
Sometimes I even add a lemon.
To make it fancy.

I also haven't bought sweet-n-low from a store in ages.
If I'm running low (get it?) I just start scoopin' some up whenever I go to a restaurant.
So I'm a thief.

I don't like board games.

I bought this iphone case last week...
I can't wait for it to get here...

My niece Leila now tries to eat bubbles ....because Steve and I taught her to do just that.

Aunt of the year?

I almost t-boned a food truck called The Tot Cart yesterday and ransacked it for all the tater tots I could fit in my pocket.
A rough sketch of me can be seen below:

I know it's sick but I can't help but be obsessed with Amanda Bynes's twitter account.

I don't know what it is, but every time she calls someone ugly I have quite the giggle fit.

I am still so excited that I got met 4 awesome girls last night before I was about to stuff my face with ice cream at Shake Shack!
If you follow me on instagram, you're probably like whatever Jones get over it but it was so cool to meet  Betsy, Liz, Maggie, and Sarah. 
They stopped me to ask me if I was Ashley Jones, and I honestly thought they were students needing to get back in to the residence hall I work in for something they left behind. 

However, they told me they found my blog through my hype girl awesome internet frang Grace
I think I asked them if they were pranking me....
 Because really I just told y'all that I'm obsessed with Amanda Bynes and bought a stripper sloth case...
I should honestly be paying you to read this.... 
I can't because I'm not Scrooge McDuck...but if I could I would. 
I think I also offered to host a viewing party of watching the "Bachelorette..." which I hope they take seriously because yelling at the TV alone is just not as fun. 
(I'm a creep.)

I don't know if they know how much they made my week/life but honestly it was so cool.
I then called Barb and proceeded to spill water all over myself.
Some things never change.


  1. Can I come to your viewing party too? I don't know where you live but I'll travel hundreds of miles and pick up Grace in St. Louis for you. We'll be bringing along 4 kiddos if that's okay.

  2. That's awesome (the sloth & the pic with your fangirls)you look so happy!

  3. I'm totally with you on the tater tots truck if you're in need of a partner in crime next time it rolls through