Bachelor Preview

In just about an hour the new Bachelor season starts. 
On a scale of Juan Pablo to 100, I'm at a 109 with excitement. 

I mean they're calling him PRINCE FARMING. 
That's genius. 
Insert cat heart eye emoji here.

Here's are a few of my wishes:

Jason Aldean does a private concert and sings "Big Green Tractor."
Tim McGraw does a private concert and sings "Down on the Farm."
The Old McDonald that can't spell from the Geico commercials shows up as a judge for a beauty pageant.
There's a co-host this season, and it's a lovable pig named Wilbur who gets insider scoop from an unknown source, but is only referred to as "Reality Charlotte."

Here's what I think is going to happen:

There is going to be a lot of crazy.
I'm going to get way too attached to Chris, way too soon.
There are going to be a lot of digs at Juan Pablo.
I'm going to tweet at Chris Soules until my account gets reported as spam.
There will be people that are there for the wrong reasons.
There will be people prepared to go on a journey.
No one will eat on dates.
One person will have a boyfriend back home.
Two people will love their dad so much that they want a husband just like him.
There will be at least one single mom.

I did a little preview of the ladies and overall here's what we're looking at:

Flight Attendants
Teachers (Ballet, etc.)
Bartenders
Former NFL Cheerleaders
A Cruise Ship Singer
Make Up Artists

You know the usual.

Here are my two standouts:
The WWE Diva in Training
and
The Sport Fishing Enthusiast

I'm assuming the sports fishing enthusiast has a different occupation, but I'm really hoping she's related to this guy:

Fingers crossed.

I'll be back tomorrow with the first recap.
Hopefully you're just as ready for the bonanza as I am! 

Comments

  1. I don't usually watch The Bachelor, but I would totally tune in if we got a cameo from the Geico and State Farm commercial guys!

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  2. You have no idea how much I've been looking forward to this season if only for the return of your recaps!!

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  3. I saw the bachelor float in person at the rose parade on new year's, and was so excited only because I knew the new season would mean new recaps from you!

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  4. I look forward to each season of the Bachelor just for your recaps!

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  5. Ditto! Love your recaps!!!!! This season is going to be GOOD.

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