Breaking News When it Breaks....
I thought it was important to dust the...dust off the ole' blog given today's announcement from ABC.
ABC traditional stands for America's Broadcast Channel but to me it's an abbreviation for Ashley's Been Cussing because I have ever since they've made their latest announcement.
The next Bachelor is...
Some of you may be like, "Jones, it's what America wanted. It didn't work out with Tia and this is just what's meant to happen."
Oh...America wanted this?
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME NUMBERS THAT I FOUND ON THE INTERNET.
TV Guide didn't even have him as an option!!!!!!!!!
Grocery Joe, who was voted off NIGHT ONE nearly edged him out.
What's the plot twist this season going to be?
Maybe Arie will leave Lauren and then race Colton for the ability to hand out roses.
Tia for sure isn't coming back, but you know they're going to run that story line into the ground.
Sure, yes, he adopts senior dogs and has a charity, and is a human person with feelings and emotion.
He is also boring.
I'd rather watch groceries at Joe's store expire than watch Colton for MONTHS.
He's such a lame pick.
You know who's not a lame pick?
Yeah that's right I said it.
Can I turn the page?
Has he been on any show this franchise offers since his heart was broken 2 summers ago?
Have I tweeted him several times a month since then with no response since then?
Will I stop doing that?
Eh probably not.
I'm 31 and single and writing a blog about how I'm irritated, a man, I've never met, will date women, I do not know, for several months on my television.
I've got time.
What are your thoughts?
Who would you have liked to see be the Bachelor?
Are you going to (rage) watch this season?